Hear ye! Hear ye! Wind-up Dreams & Vinyl Nightmares hereby reveals the first of five prophecies from the Plastic Prophet. In your quest for Self Improvement, I predict you will desire new and glorious works of art for your humble abode and that these works will provide you with the zest for life, vibrancy, and humor you have been searching for. You shall click your way over to Etsy and find such works of art and add them to your cart with the knowledge that you have fulfilled your destiny. You shall also return at the beginning of each month from now through August to discover what new Prophecy I will reveal. Thus sayeth the Plastic Prophet.