Hear ye! Hear ye! Wind-up Dreams & Vinyl Nightmares hereby reveals the second of five prophecies from the Plastic Prophet. In your desire for Mystic Revelation, I predict you will want to learn what makes our idols idol-worthy, discover the mysteries of ancient Egypt, peek in on the decision-making process of the powerful, and catch a vicarious glimpse of Hell. You shall click your way over to Etsy and find the answers to these mysteries and add them to your cart with the knowledge that you have fulfilled your destiny. You shall also return at the beginning of each month through August to discover what new Prophecy I will reveal. Thus sayeth the Plastic Prophet.